The News Review:

- Clinton dancing around edges on Iraq
- As it happened: AC Milan 2-1 Liverpool
- Pop Tarts: Paris Hilton Turns to God
- Can guitars look good on Ibiza’s dancefloor?
- Fans stand up to abuse
- Defense questions accuser’s character
- Klaxons:Carling Academy Glasgow Sunday May 6

Clinton dancing around edges on Iraq
MSNBC – May 23, 2007
When our “national interest” stretches across the globe we are not respecting the sovereignty of other nations while we demand respect for our own. What is our “national interest” in the Middle East? il. We have the technology to break our dependence on foriegn oil we just lack the will. I believe that Bin-Laden still must be brought to justice. If he desires to change US policy he needs to use methods other than murdering US citizens. We should reserve the right to repond with the appropriate force when attacked. ur attack on Afghanistan was justified… And viseversa the sunni’s that hated our invasion are the people we most need to end this civil war. Everybody have a nice evening. bobf (Sent Wednesday May 23 2007 6:23 PM)They all dance around the issues. I call it the “Washington Prom. Jane Southern Mississippi (Sent Wednesday May 23 2007 8:02 PM)Bobf—who told the Nazi’a and Japs to start a war with us? A lesson well learned here. The way you defeat terrorists is to assume the same persona the terrorist has i.

As it happened: AC Milan 2-1 Liverpool
BBC News – May 23, 2007
A simple thumbs up from Gennaro Gattuso. 2138: Rafael Benitez is complaining to the referee that he didn’t play the full three minutes of added time. Kaka is dancing around in a T-shirt which reads ‘I belong to Jesus’. "They have won by not playing well. Liverpool’s problem was when they dominated they failed to score and then they had to chase the game. They never made serious chances and they changed the system. " Five Live analyst Mark Lawrenson2137: FULL-TIME AC Milan 2-1 Liverpool AC Milan are champions of Europe for a seventh time… Clarence Seedorf makes way for Giuseppe Favalli. 2134: There will be three minutes of added time. Harry Kewell looks to break down the left but Gennaro Gattuso is having none of it. 2133: This is the final minute of normal time. Jamie Carragher is struggling with cramp. 2132: GAL AC Milan 2-1 Liverpool Can they really comeback again? Daniel Agger flicks on Jermaine Pennant’s corner and Dirk Kuyt is at the back post to nod in. They could you know.

Pop Tarts: Paris Hilton Turns to God
FXNews – May 23, 2007
“Dating is always a difficult thing” the British belle told K! “I’m so dim I don’t notice when a guy’s coming on to me. Subtlety doesn’t work with me — you have to be blunt!” Does Britney’s Nipple Have a Ring to It? Britney Spears never shies away from sporting a new look. The bald beauty apparently hit Millennium Dance Complex last week with a little excess metal poking through her top. “It was pretty obvious she was wearing a nipple ring” a witness told Australia’s Famous magazine. “She was flaunting it” said another source in the dance class. Another Hollywood hottie who has been spotted exposing her “girls” is former “. C” teen queen Mischa Barton… “He was way tipsy and was spending a lot of time with an ugly brunette that was not Jessica Simpson” a source told PerezHilton. Why did they break up? As reported in Pop Tarts Thursday Simpson was said to be furious that Mayer lingered and laughed with the pretty Roberta Armani (Giorgio’s niece) at last week’s Costume Institute Gala according to Australian magazine Famous. “Jess barked in his ear and John just sighed and put his hand up to his head” an eyewitness divulged to the mag. “Later he tried to grab her hand but it was clear she was upset with him. Despite being “irresistible” the busty blonde-turned-brunette suffers from some insecurities even when it comes to her sister Ashlee a pal dished. The source splurged that John recently saw a picture of Ashlee and asked how old “Jessica” was when it was taken.

Can guitars look good on Ibiza’s dancefloor?
BBC News – May 23, 2007
Dance MeccaEven among the myriad European music festivals the intimate crowd and unusual setting will make this gig a particularly special occasion. And according to promoter Andy McKay “it is also very unlikely to make any money”. Ibiza has built its reputation as a mecca of dance music – and be it rave hardcore or house its pilgrims have flocked to the island’s super-clubs. Until recently a high-profile appearance of four scruffy teenagers from South Yorkshire would have been more likely on Ibiza Uncovered – the notorious television documentary exposing of the antics of holidaying boozed-up Brits – than on stage.

Fans stand up to abuse
NEWS.com.au – May 23, 2007
article-tools –> May 23 2007 12:00am CNCERT-GERS are suffering physical and verbal abuse for standing up and enjoying themselves Confidential has found. ur call for readers’ opinions on standing to dance after complaints from Keith Urban fans had a huge response. An overwhelming 73 per cent of readers thought they should be able to get up and have a good time compared with just 27 per cent who said there should be no dancing. Reader Natalie said that when she and a friend leapt up to dance at Pink’s show last week they were "verbally abused intimidated and physically abused". "My initial response to the people behind me when asked to sit down was ‘This is a concert get up and dance’" Natalie said. "However comments such as these were retorted with ‘If you want to dance buy a ticket to the general admission section’… "I find it extremely annoying to have rude people standing up in front of their seats and dancing" Noelene wrote. "I like to be able to see what I have paid for and that isn’t the back of another person in the audience. " Couple split THERE’S been yet another break-up in TV land. After news last week that Channel 10 newsreader Helen Kapalos and Foxtel presenter Antonia Kidman are going solo Confidential hears that Today travel reporter Gorgi Quill has separated from husband Justin. We hear the split was entirely amicable and the two remain on good terms. Endings given away TELEVISIN fans beware of watching Entertainment Tonight on Channel 9. It has previews of the final episodes of Grey’s Anatomy and Desperate Housewives.

Defense questions accuser’s character
Corpus Christi Caller-Times – Corpus Christi Caller Times – May 23, 2007
Defense attorneys attempted Tuesday to portray the man accusing dance instructor Ricardo Villa of forcing him into unwanted sex acts as a child as someone who drinks too much lies on his MySpace account and is a convicted thief. Villa the 66-year-old owner of Ballet Nacional Dance Center is charged with three counts of aggravated assault of a child — a former dance student — who was younger than 14 in 1994. The dance student now 24 testified Monday that Villa forced him to perform oral sex three times and then on two occasions took him to a fast-food restaurant. After the third incident he testified he refused to return to the dance class. Villa’s former dance student said he did not come forward until recently because he had had a hard time dealing with the incidents and it took the death of his mother for him to face the childhood episodes… Villa’s former dance student said he did not come forward until recently because he had had a hard time dealing with the incidents and it took the death of his mother for him to face the childhood episodes. The accuser began to cry Tuesday after prosecutor Sandra Eastwood asked him if going to trial with the accusations he was making against Villa was the worst experience of his life. “Yes” he sobbed before asking 319th District Judge Tom Greenwell if he could take a break to compose himself. Villa’s accuser had testified much of Monday and Tuesday. Prosecutors and defense attorneys sparred early Tuesday about what to allow into testimony regarding the accuser’s criminal history. He was convicted in Hays County of stealing the grille off of a Volkswagen Jetta a Class C misdemeanor according to testimony Tuesday. The defense also questioned Villa’s accuser on whether he has ever spiked his hair as well as why his MySpace account says he graduated from college and he makes $250000 annually when neither are true.

Klaxons:Carling Academy Glasgow Sunday May 6
NME.com – May 23, 2007
He sticks out a bright green tongue at his mate and grimaces with disgust. ?I can still taste that glowstick. ?Has the taste of new rave turned sour? The signs are there: the cognescenti are already pointing to Hadouken!?s grime emo (grimo?) onslaught as the new Charge f The Light (Baton) Brigade that?ll wipe out the scene in less time than it takes to wire up a guitar to a Dance Dance Revolution machine and Klaxons are keen to cast off all rave-ish accoutrements. Klaxons see are acutely aware of the dangers of Fad Fashion. They see them quite rightly as a tacky trend that?ll date their band faster than a Junior Senior remix or a guest appearance by Har Mar Superstar… The thunderous throb of ?Gravity?s Rainbow? envelops the synapses the industro-metal stomp of ?Magick? rattles the bones and ?Isle f Her? chains you to the oar of a Trojan warship and horsewhips you until you row the bugger clean off the third Peter Gabriel album (trust us it?s identical) and straight into the yawning jaws of hell. It?s a dizzying dazzling devastating display. Then a break for a pizza ? and a quick blast of Shy Child doing their drums-and-keytar version of an electro White Stripes while fellating the microphones ? and come their evening set you start to unpick what makes Klaxons so unique. ?They?re not even slightly rave!? mither the purists. Well actually yes they are. It?s not just in the sirens?n?soul of the first five seconds of ?Atlantis?? or the punk?d covers of ?The Bouncer? or Grace?s ?Not ver Yet? that bookend both sets it?s in the housey piano plinks of ?Golden Skans? the filthy squelch drums of opener ?Two Receivers? and the blissed-out ?o-ee-ooo?s of a pincer-tight ?Magick?; it?s in their marrow. Plus any band writing about going to infinity sequin-covered swans rainbows and meeting Julius Caesar Diana Princess f Wales and Mother Teresa on a Club 18-30 holiday has clearly feasted heartily from the disco biscuit barrel.

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