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- Austin Chronicle: Print an Article
- Away from home for the holidays
- Aguilera Celebrates Becoming a Mom
- As three parishes gather to celebrate and honor Martin Luther King…
- Posts tagged Vanessa anne hudgens at Cinematical
Austin Chronicle: Print an Article
Austin Chronicle – Jan 14, 2008
The other problem is that the team’s promotional staff hasn’t bothered to change any of the games that they run in between quarters and during timeouts. Every time that fucking whistle blows you know you’re going to have to watch two tiny kids bowling with basketballs or shooting free throws or racing around on tricycles picking up bags of groceries (since when did grocery shopping become fun?). And inevitably you’ll have to sit through the spectacle of three grown adults squaring off in a dance contest at center court where inevitably the prize will go to some old lady or a fat guy who still remembers how to break-dance. Surely there are other games out there to play. How about a trivia contest where the first contestant to answer three questions about the D-League pay-scale and how it relates to its allocated-player system wins a job in the team’s front office? Or a game that challenges all fans under the age of 12 to clean up the arena as quickly as possible and then sit quietly in the corner doing their homework? The one who sits most quietly after cleaning most diligently wins a lifelong love of learning a sense of accomplishment the thanks of a grateful city and a 36-ounce bottle of barbecue sauce from Stubb’s. How about a slam-dunk contest between me and the Toros beat writer from the Statesman? I know what you’re thinking: That guy wouldn’t stand a chance against my signature behind-the-back through-the-legs off-the-forehead over-the-river through-the-woods 720-degree tomahawk jam. And you’re right to think that.
Away from home for the holidays
Texas A&M The Battalion – Jan 14, 2008
“I really would’ve liked to be at home. “For others staying in College Station was necessary because of prior commitments. Allison Pipak a sophomore allied health major spent the majority of the break in College Station because she is a member of the Aggie Dance Team. “We have practice a lot” said Pipak. “When I had time I would go home for the night or a couple of days. “With their days filled with practice and their nights spent at Reed Arena the dance team experienced a quiet town. “There’s pretty much nothing to do.
Aguilera Celebrates Becoming a Mom
San Francisco Chronicle – Jan 14, 2008
Posted By: xbbgun | January 14 2008 at 03:14 PMRun kid run!Posted By: superlotto | January 14 2008 at 03:17 PMQ: What’s the difference between a Hollywood baby and a real baby?A: A Hollywood baby weighs the same as Hollywood chihuahua. (Seriously both Nicole’s kid and Christina’s kid weigh LESS than my twins who were born ONE month early. I guess they start their kids on diets in utero.
As three parishes gather to celebrate and honor Martin Luther King…
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette – Pittsburgh Post Gazette – Jan 14, 2008
During a break in singing dancing and speech-making in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Posts tagged Vanessa anne hudgens at Cinematical
Cinematical – Jan 14, 2008
I don’t know about you but I’ll sleep easier at night knowing the continuing adventures of the Wildcats gang are coming this fall. I can’t think of a better way to come down off the headiness of all those serious films at Telluride and Toronto than to hit a screening of High School Musical 3 and find out what happens when Troy and Gabriella head to different colleges. Oh boy! The possibilities (and opportunities to randomly break out into song-and-dance numbers) are practically endless. If you’ve got a tween in your life you’d better start practicing your cool dance moves and get ready to have more annoyingly-perky-yet-catchy tunes stuck in your head.